June 10, 2009

An old friend, Sam, makes videos at CollegeHumor.com.  This one is just fantastic - and allows for endless implied jokes about David Pogue, Bill Nye, etc.  But, mm, not for the kiddies.

samreich:

Patrick and I are experimenting with a new tech series.  Digg it.
April 24, 2009
April 22, 2009
April 17, 2009
April 5, 2009
April 2, 2009

Absurdist Chat w/ Stranger

  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • Stranger: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • Stranger: super soak dat ho
  • You: soulja?
  • You: non no
  • You: super man
  • Stranger: yuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  • You: nowwaime
  • Stranger: kiss me thru da phone
  • You: wait
  • You: let's not go there
  • You: not yet
  • Stranger: hell no bitch i gets money
  • You: you're right, i am a bitch
  • Stranger: i wait for no bitch
  • You: brains
  • Stranger: bitches wait for me
  • You: brains
  • Stranger: wait did u say brain
  • You: oh yeah i did
  • Stranger: u gonna give me brain
  • You: i'm gunna eat your brain
  • Stranger: no u gonna give me brain
  • You: no, no -- this is strictly zombie shit here. i will be eating your brains real quick.
  • Stranger: no u gonna get on ur knees n give me brain
  • You: we seem to be at an impasse here
  • You: first of all, how would you even feel about receiving brain from a man
  • You: second of all, i am resolved to eat your brains
  • Stranger: BIATCH
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  • /// Edit: Strange things like this happen all the time at http://omegle.com/
April 1, 2009
JFK assassin8d @ Dallas, def. heard second gunshot from grassy knoll WTF?
March 25, 2009
March 19, 2009
March 17, 2009
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE ?!?!!!!??
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PLACE ?!?!!!!??